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sigh

AndyMatronic — Tue, 21 Jul 2009 03:27:44 GMT

I miss Prisonrules ):

OMFG BOB IS BACK!!!

D_C — Sat, 18 Apr 2009 13:56:03 GMT

Srsly....

Win shit

King Slazo — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 21:39:04 GMT

I bought 4 sticks of rock in Lands End whilst on holiday, but I only need 3 to give away.

So yeah, first person to post in this topic wins a stick of rock. Gogogo.

Dead

AndyMatronic — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 21:01:44 GMT

\o/

Ross on the weekend

buzzbuzz312 — Mon, 27 Apr 2009 14:53:12 GMT

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/features/article2397001.ece

LIVERPOOL MAYTE

Uchiha Miek — Sun, 26 Apr 2009 19:39:14 GMT

Liverpool F.C. is hard as hell
United, Tottenham, Arsenal
Watch my lips, and I will spell
'cause they don't just play, but they can rap as well
Liverpool F.C.
Liverpool F.C.

SCUM!

Achievements rules explained

CYBERFROST — Sun, 26 Apr 2009 18:46:53 GMT

A maximum of 1750 points and 80 Achievements for a full retail title. The Orange Box's 99 achievements seem to be grandfathered in, although it's an open question if they'll be allowed to add more achievements should a Team Fortress 2 update come to Xbox 360. A quarterly maximum of 250 points and 10 Achievements for any additional DLC associated with that title. Additionally, these totals are cumulative, so a company could wait three quarters to do a large expansion with 30 achievements ...

What Ross' Brother does on a friday afternoon in East Kilbride

Timmy_the_tortoise — Sun, 26 Apr 2009 18:33:54 GMT

Proper Meathead.

How slazo plays his Xbox

Timmy_the_tortoise — Sun, 26 Apr 2009 18:22:08 GMT

On a TOTALLY PROjector.

"I can't tell the difference between this and a HDTV or 4K Projector" He says.

Slazo

Timmy_the_tortoise — Sun, 26 Apr 2009 00:01:32 GMT

When you've had enough of your mum watching all her films and having all her sex with me, give her a

Jade Goody candles

buzzbuzz312 — Sun, 26 Apr 2009 12:59:40 GMT

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2355812.ece

Old but what the shit.

Pr0 ONM suspensions for me and Adam.... :'(

Youth On Paper — Sun, 05 Apr 2009 08:49:07 GMT

2009/4/5 Chris Scullion You have both been suspended for a week for numerous counts of spamming the ONM forum with meaningless posts, designed only to disrupt discussion. Please email me any time after midnight next Saturday (11 April) and I will reactivate your accounts. Chris@ONM My reply: I got called a twat by a moderator

Slazo's most hated film

buzzbuzz312 — Sun, 26 Apr 2009 11:55:42 GMT

BOYS, YOU HAVE TO WATCH THIS

Godfrey — Sat, 25 Apr 2009 23:23:20 GMT

http://files.myfrogbag.com/60e3kq/SKEET_FIGHTER.swf

Forgive me, Will.

Would you fuck Alex Ferguson?

buzzbuzz312 — Sat, 25 Apr 2009 20:08:50 GMT

Think Timmy would.

Prisonrules when you get DDOS'd

Roosetifer — Sat, 25 Apr 2009 18:36:46 GMT

Yeah some butthurt wanker on Street fighter obviously DDOS'd me earlier, produced that^^^. Funny he spent like £20 on some tech that took me 5 minutes to sort out.

Somalian Pirates

buzzbuzz312 — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 19:19:04 GMT

Tommy

Roosetifer — Fri, 24 Apr 2009 16:13:52 GMT

Alright?

Jones' Good Ass BBQ & Foot Massage

TroopahFTW — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 18:57:47 GMT

Fucking hero, again.

Fable 2

Zoidberg94 — Sat, 01 Nov 2008 09:17:51 GMT

Just a discussion thread like all the others on here.

I've only reached the Abbot in Oakfield because I keep getting sidetracked by other games. However I do have a wife and a child

I'll spend some quality time with it tonight though

Saints Row 2

D_C — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 23:58:16 GMT

Shits all over GTA IV.

Seriously.

Slazo didn't fit

buzzbuzz312 — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 14:37:38 GMT

Teacher sends boy, 5, home with bag of poo

buzzbuzz312 — Thu, 23 Apr 2009 14:09:37 GMT

http://www.komonews.com/news/local/43405212.html

ASDA Games Sale!

Will n that — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 07:25:27 GMT

http://www.asda-entertainment.co.uk/asda/asda/offers/sale/games/xbox-360.list?sortOrder=price&sortReverse=false Alone in the dark - £7.91 Infinite Undiscovery - £11.81 Plus loads more. Looks like all formats are in the sale too. Time to grab me a bargain perhaps

Left 4 Dead

Wine And Roses — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 19:54:00 GMT

21st November The idea of setting a survival horror game amid a zombie apocalypse is hardly the stuff of Nobel Prize-winning originality. But no one has thought of doing it quite like this before. Designed by the makers of Half-Life, Left 4 Dead is a truly co-operative first-person shooter, with four players teaming up online to battle through wave after wave of undead nasties. As with the best horror flicks, the back-story is left deliberately ambiguous. Some kind of virus has turned ...

Wolfenstein: Now with added melting Nazis!

Shaun2k5 — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 23:14:42 GMT

http://kotaku.com/5216897/wolfenstein-opening-chock-full-of-dead-nazis

Want. Want. Want SO BAD!

Ratboy

Timmy_the_tortoise — Sun, 19 Apr 2009 19:16:11 GMT

Slazo.

How scottish people get business done

Timmy_the_tortoise — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 19:45:26 GMT

Just count yourselves lucky that you live in the developed world, and not the backwards shitheap that is Scotscuntingville.

Slazo's Mentors

Timmy_the_tortoise — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 19:38:36 GMT

The Scottish Treasury Minister.

Timmy_the_tortoise — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 19:53:44 GMT

Dumb Fuck.

High Society in Scotland

Timmy_the_tortoise — Wed, 22 Apr 2009 20:00:05 GMT

Slazo's Family

Timmy_the_tortoise — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 23:30:02 GMT

Not surprising, really. The signs were there.

FREE Left 4 Dead DLC this spring.

Will n that — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 22:49:05 GMT

Valve, creators of best-selling game franchises (such as Half-Life, Portal, Team Fortress, and Counter-Strike) and leading technologies (such as Steam and Source), today announced a series of content and development releases for its latest title, 2008's best-selling new game property for the PC and Xbox 360, Left 4 Dead (L4D). The first L4D DLC - dubbed the L4D Survival Pack -- is due for release this spring and introduces a new multiplayer game mode entitled, Survival, plus two complete ...

Andy

buzzbuzz312 — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 19:44:53 GMT

New Fallout

Roosetifer — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 14:47:13 GMT

http://kotaku.com/5219584/ Fallout New Vegas was announced moments ago during a Bethesda press conference in London. The new game was revealed by Bethesda's Pete Hines who said that the publisher is working with Obsidian Entertainment on the title. It will be coming out next year for the PC, Playstation 3 and Xbox 360. "It is not a sequel to Fallout 3," Hines said. "It's simply another Fallout game in that universe." It will be the same sort of role-playing ...

Halo Wars

Wine And Roses — Wed, 31 Dec 2008 20:44:40 GMT

Halo Wars - 27th February Halo Wars is a real-time strategy game that uses species and vehicles seen in previous Halo games as well as new units. The controls use the A-button primarily for selecting via 3 methods; tap to select one unit, double tap a particular unit to select all units of that class on screen or "paint brush" which selects all units that the "brush" is dragged over. Selecting a unit gives the player the option of commands and selecting certain ...

Ross' Sister

Timmy_the_tortoise — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 23:24:13 GMT

Injured in a terrible Haggis Hunting incident. She'll never give any handjobs again. Her livelihood is ruined.

SUCK MY BALLS SHAUN

Godfrey — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 23:39:54 GMT

You fucking scum shit.
Oh look.
You can't read this for yourself.

Twatratfucknugget.

btw Will, this isn't a random thing, he was calling me a twat in the MHC changes thread.
But tbh, he's a knobber who looks like his mum shaved all the skin off his face as a baby.

Halo 3 - Mythic Maps

Swifteh06 — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 17:21:09 GMT

People's opinions on these? Orbital is an awesome map, love how it's so maze like and the staff announcement things in the background are awesome too. Sandbox the actual map on Matchmaking is terrible, far too open and small and I can never find the weapons. Forging Sandbox on the other hand is win. It's like Foundry only bigger and better. Only problem is the setting, would have been better in another factory or in a field imo. Assembly for me is defiantly the worse, as in Matchmaking ...

MY NAME'S SLAZO, I'M A CUNT

Adamzzz — Sat, 18 Apr 2009 15:33:56 GMT

SOURCES TELL ME THAT THERE'S A TOPIC ABOUT US SPAMMING THE BRO FIST ON ONM BY SLAZO ON ONM, INCLUDING OUR NAMES.

FUCK YOU SLAZO, GET FUCKED. CUNT CUNT CUNT

Those Pr0 Moments.

Hodgieoreoh — Mon, 06 Apr 2009 01:49:09 GMT

I remember a while ago playing Gears with Kal and the lads, and we talked about those moments of sheer pr0ness you get while playing Gears (Will was on one, I think). Well, judging by the numbers of messages I received saying: "U CHEATIN FAGGOT"... I think I just had one. We lost because I didn't go for captures. =( But then again, 66 kills in one game is my record. =) So, share. ;D

The Swan in Bishopgate Street named as pub of the year

buzzbuzz312 — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 17:45:33 GMT

http://www.thepress.co.uk/news/4299430.The_Swan_in_Bishopgate_Street_named_as_pub_of_the_year/

Oh no its in York...

ONE MORE

Roosetifer — Sun, 19 Apr 2009 11:10:49 GMT

Rep= -99

Who's going to the -100? GOGOGO

EDIT: Winner is most likely Youth, n1.

Utilikilt

buzzbuzz312 — Sat, 18 Apr 2009 15:06:46 GMT

http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts-apparel/miscellaneous/9be6/

Think Ross would like?

I found this....

Youth On Paper — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 15:13:20 GMT

On Stumble upon, it made me laugh.

http://www.pbnation.com/showthread.php?t=2985069

How to shave like a true meathead

Youth On Paper — Fri, 17 Apr 2009 16:21:58 GMT

I need 7 people to...

redterrorNMD — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 18:51:32 GMT

..help me test out a Halo 3 map. Anyone interested? You'd be helping me a lot.

Haggis

Will n that — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 23:33:13 GMT

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

http://www.wallydug.demon.co.uk/haggis/

Red Faction Guerrilla Demo Codes

Hodgieoreoh — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 12:03:26 GMT

All the PS3 codes are taken, but I'm sure there's still some 360 ones left. I got my code this morning and started downloading instantly! All you have to do is register to THQ's site, you then receive a download key to put into redeem code and voila! If you don't manage to get one, the demo will be out on the marketplace in a week or two. http://www.thq-games.com/uk/redfaction Thanks to PK, Street and Stormy.

Scotland

buzzbuzz312 — Fri, 10 Apr 2009 22:31:11 GMT

What meatheads and dicks.